Monday, June 30, 2008

Lil'Bobby is still just Lil'Bobby . . . .

Well Lil'Bobby finally gave into the people and reneged on his deal with the Bobble-Heads. It doesn't mean shit now. The bottomline here is simply that Lil'Bobby is still Lil'Bobby . . .

This is, after all, Louisiana, where you don't play around with the big dogs just because you say you can. So being the little boy in the big house, and counting on his little boy friends to help him, Lil'Bobby has fallen flat.

And he's still got 3.5 years to go . . . . . .

PBJ sez 'no substitutions, please' . . .

Finally, there's a crack in the surface and the veneer is starting to peel off the carefully painted image of Lil'Bobby. With all the wailing over the payraise, the voutchers, the creationism law, his ethics reform, it's time to start saying we told you so last year and the years before.

Lost his balls! When has he ever had'em? He's never stood up to any one or anything. If it doesn't fit his rigid plan, he just lets it slide on through. What is it, 100 times already?

Lil'Bobby sez he's not going to veto the Bobbing-Head payraise because (1) he wants the Lege to govern itself; (2) he doesn't want his reform agenda to be in jeapordy; or (3) he won't take a chance on crossing his rightwingnut backers. Jindal traded payraise for voutchers-creationism

On the payraise:“We strongly oppose it, but we don’t want to give anybody any excuse to slow down the reforms that are so important to the people of Louisiana,” Jindal said. “But I strongly encourage the Legislature — they still have days left until Monday’s end of session — I strongly encourage them to undo what they’ve done.”Lil'Bobby is just a total wuss
He just can't risk anything interferring with the take-over of public education. PBJ Trades Lege Pay Raise ... For School Vouchers
Seems Lil'Bobby's got one of those no substitution menus . . .

Lots of Lil'Bobby's former supporters - setting aside the rightwingnut 100% conservative lemmings - are waking up to the fact that they have been taken for a ride. They shoulda been listening, and reading the fine print in Lil'Bobby's press . . .

Since the likelihood of a recall is slim and none, the best we can do is just keep on plugging, picking up his stones and showing'em the light of day . . .

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

It's time to get back to bizness . . whuppin' Stevie . .

Enough with Lil'Bobby already. It's time to shift focus back to Stevie Scalise, and his run for re-election to the United States Congress from LA01. Remember he was just elected in November. And now we have another shot at him. Scalise Update Newsletter 6/24

For those on his mailing list, you've probably just received his latest news letter, begging for money to fight off Nancy Pelosi and the evil libruls leadership in Congress - and all because of his conservative record. They're even recruiting someone to "run against me" - of all the nerve. Same ole boogie man and worn-out script, Miss Nancy and them libruls.

How times change. Stevie was all smiles with Nancy earlier this year. Wonchahepme: Surprise, surprise, Scalise is a Dubya Ass Kisser . . During his short tenure in Congress, Stevie has indeed proven himself as a 100% pure Bush Ass-Kisser, just as he promised. LA01 gets what the GOPer bosses paid for . . . And now he needs more money to fight them evil-doers . . .

His latest vote was against the Price Gouging Prevention Act, proving his unthinking 100% Bush loyalty. FederalPriceGougingPreventionActVote And it's all 'cause Miss Nancy and them libruls in Congress oppose lettin' us drill in ANWAR to put more profits in Exxon and Chevron's pockets - and no doubt more $$$ in Stevie's campaign chest . . .

Let'em gouge man, that's their job. And stick it to the working folks . . .

Folks in LA01 deserve better than this mindless magpie in Congress. It's one thing to have opposing views on issues, but entirely different to just be cold stone stupid and follow his leader blind. House Republican Conference - Gas Price Gouging Bill Damn, even Johnny McCain's people admit the idea of opening up to more drilling is nothing more than a psych-op for the Bushies, and pay-back to big oil. Christ, they're about to get all the Iraq oil fields, at a cost to US of $1 gazillion and 4000+ dead. Why-the-hell do they need ANWAR too . . .

And speaking of Johnny McCain, no doubt Cindy's all wet thinking about the beer $$$$$ once she get's herself into the WestWing . . . Buttweisers new slogan . . . DRINK DON'T DRIVE . . . it's cheaper . . .

You can almost see the $$$$$ in that girl's eyes . . . .

Yes folks, it's gonna be fun between now and November. Stevie, Johnny & Cindy are truly the gift that keeps on giving . . . Are we gonna have some good times . . .

Monday, June 23, 2008

Keep it up Lil'Bobby, you're doin' just fine . . .

Several happenings over the past few days have taken the starch out of Lil'Bobby's blue button-down shirts, but none seems to slow him down. From being a wunderkind a couple of weeks ago, he's being stripped of his polished veneer day by day . . .
There's the on-going flap over the Bobbing-Head pay raise. He won't veto it, but he won't sign it either. So in the end he and his sidekicks, Timmy and Melissa, have pissed everybody off. Enough said on that subject.

His creationism bill is moving on through. Salon.com Politics Louisiana schools open to creationism? And even though Melissa sez it isn't his, and it isn't creationism but an opportunity to broaden the student's perspective, everyone knows it's hogwash and just a toe in the door of religious crapola in public schools. Even Lil'Bobby's professor from Brown University is appalled and calling on him to stop. Jindal's College Professor Says . . . ; Jindal's genetics professor speaks out . Clear your head Lil'Bobby, and listen up to your elders.
And speaking of public schools, we may be seeing the end in sight in New Orleans and elsewhere. Lil'Bobby is keynoting the charter schools round-up, and no doubt will heartily endorse their grab for more education dollars. Another step toward the conservative dream of disaster capitalism in education. His vouchers have already moved some of the money.
Frankly I love it. I love to see the new face of the Republican Party getting a comeuppance. He even needs his own monument. Monument to Lil'Bobby In just a few short months, he's done a complete turn-around and has followed his leader by becoming the Worst Louisiana Governor in history. Bobby Jindal : Louisiana’s laziest Governor

Saturday, June 21, 2008

See you at the polls, folks . . .

Yes, it's a pilfered picture, from Forgotston.com. But it sez exactly what needs saying, to the Bobbing Heads and to Lil'Bobby. Screw every one of you! Lil'Bobby Jindal, Ann "Mercedes" Duplessis, Karen "Jaguar" Carter . . . all of you . . .

I'm outraged, you're outraged, everybody's outraged . . . the best report I've seen so far is this from the folks at Wonkette.com :
"Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the Indian street urchin who is also somehow a Mexican Catholic exorcist, is 36-years-old and supposedly “beloved” by his backward state, for being charismatic and Strong. He has been a governor for literally -2 hours. The state has chosen this moment to start hating him, for reneging on a campaign pledge in a comical fashion that marks the birth of a new, iconic American Failure.
It’s extremely simple: on the campaign trail, Jindal promised to veto any bill in which legislators raise their own pay, because there are only four dollars total in the all of Louisiana and they must be spent on Gas. Now both houses of the state legislature have passed a bill to raise their salaries from $16,800 to $37,500. The bill is sitting on Jindal’s desk. He has his veto pen. But he just. can’t. do it!
He has until July 8 to veto the bill or it becomes law. They are calling it the “20-day death march” in Louisiana, which is kind of funny. Jindal is such a loser, too, that he keeps asking the legislature to consider changing its mind. Obviously the legislature doesn’t give a shit." Click here: Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip » Blog Archive » Bobby Jindal Is A Total Wuss, Everyone In Louisiana Agrees & Hates Him
Remember too people, that according to Rush "Drug Damaged" Limbaugh, Lil'Bobby is the "new face of the Republican Party" . . . . . . Wahahahaha . . .
That wraps it up for now, folks . . . see you at the polls . . .

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Wake up and smell the bullshit . . . .

How come the newspapers, TV stations, and bloggers have their drawers in a twist because Lil'Bobby sez he won't veto the Bobbing Heads pay raise? Government Spending the reduct box

Just because he said he wouldn't allow it when he was in campaign mode didn't mean shit. forgotston.com » Jindal breaks word to voters Daily Kingfish:: Governor PBJ Trades Lege Pay Raise ... For School Vouchers He said lots of things when he was campaigning. After all, he and his posse were creating a legend.Daily Kingfish:: Governor PBJ ... Girly Man?

Wake up and smell the bullshit people? He's said he won't veto it, but is he gonna sign it? Or, is he gonna cover his slithering ass by letting it become law without his signature. "Who me, I didn't sign that!" Which he's done 40+ times so far . . . .

Please Johnny, take him! Please . . . . . Lil'Bobby will fit right in on the Doubletalk Express . . .

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Come'on Johnny, please pick Lil'Bobby . . . . .

Wouldn't it be nice if Johnny McBush did pick Lil'Bobby Jindal as his VP running-mate. One thing's for sure, the sleep-walking GOPer sheeple in Louisiana might finally wake up and smell the bullshit Lil'Bobby and his posse have been shoveling the past few years.

A good place to start is this diary from Firedoglake about Lil'Bobby's determination to remake New Orleans in the GOPer capitalist image. Firedoglake » Bobby Jindal: Worse Than Katrina?

Then the McSame folks have to figure a way to shut Lil'Bobby's motor-mouth . . . .

Why just this week alone he's agreed to the 2X payraise for his bobbing heads in Baton Rouge, in exchange of course for his school voutcher plan and his voodoo creationist nonsense in public schools . . . and he's doing all he can to assist in finally sinking NOLA . . . Click here: Daily Kingfish:: Governor PBJ Trades Lege Pay Raise ... For School Vouchers

Where do we start there, with Lil'Bobby's crimes against NOLA, and good sense. Let's see now -Well, first deny folks jobs, affordable places to live and health care; then declare it illegal to be in any way different; and then if all that don't work . . .

Scare the b'jebus right out of them. Crooks and Liars » We’ve heard of politicians battling demons, but this is rid Exorcise ole scratch right outta there. As an added bonus, it gets rid of all those cancers from the river to Baton Rouge.

That Lil'Bobby's a piece of work, alright. A real legend in his own mind. With his work record so far, he could be called a "2-2 Man" . Two years [give or take a few months] on the job, doesn't quite finish what he starts, and then leaves a mess for the next poor sucker . . .
So please Johnny, please, please, please, pick Lil'Bobby . . . let the real newshounds and bloggers put their mojo on him . . .

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Into the black hole with McSame . . .

In the same way they followed Lil'Bobby Jindal and Stevie Scalise, the voters in LA01 will no doubt follow McSame into the black hole.

I just dont get it, never did, never will . . . .

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Condi Rice & Grace Mugabe, Separated at Birth

Condi Rice has had such a free ride during her 8 years as Bush's hand-maiden. She's pictured as a brilliant, stylish, modern, in-charge woman. She is packaged and sold as the great American story. Pieces of it are, of course, true, but in most cases the hyperbole is staggering. And in "10 Percent Intellectual", John Brown peeks behind the icon to paint the real Condi.
In the case of men, fashion and shoes, Condi's long lost twin has appeared in the person of Grace Mugabe, secretary-mistress, now wife of the murderous dictator Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. From all appearances, they could have been separated at birth?

We know Condi best, not because of her skills at diplomacy, but because of her many short-comings, such as her fantasy love affair with her wannabe husband George, or her orchestration of torture, or her obsession with shoes - especially Ferragamo shoes, which she was caught purchasing in NYC a couple of days after Hurricane Katrina - while folks were dying in New Orleans.

It turns out Mrs. Mugabe also has very expensive taste, likes to go shopping, and is especially fond of guess what - Ferragamo Shoes. On her latest shopping spree in Rome, Grace reportedly spent thousands of her husband's ill-gotten money on hotels, and more thousands on clothes and shoes. Responding to criticism that her spending on her size 8-A feet jarred with the crushing poverty in her country, she told one reporter: "I have very narrow feet, so I wear only Ferragamo." Wow, Zimbabwe has its very own "let'em eat cake" Condi.

Best of all though, and in addition to their expensive taste in clothes and shoes, the two re-joined sisters also seem to have the same taste in their men. Grace has her Robert Mugabe.

The murderous never elected president of Zimbabwe, who hates George Bush because the two have so much in common, has even denounced Bush as an interferring fascist at the UN.

And Condi has her Dubya - well, Condi's close enough anyway. Both men have vitrually destroyed their respective countries during their stolen presidential tenures. A 2007 piece, American Mugabe, sez it all in too much detail.

Two women, with identical taste in men and identical taste in shoes and high living. Can it be that these two long lost sisters will reunite - and perhaps write a real pot-boiler of tales from the dark side.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Destonio: Current events with a touch of crass . . .

In keeping with my journey into the world of political satire, humor, graphics, whatever, I give you Destonio.

Be sure to explore the website. http://destonio.net/index.html

He shows no mercy to anyone, no where, no how.

These samples just tickle my funny-bone at the moment.